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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2580 on: November 26, 2012, 11:50:34 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2581 on: November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2582 on: November 26, 2012, 08:05:39 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 26, 2012, 09:12:04 AM
You know, the one thing which, for me, sticks out like a sore thumb, is the illiteracy of the woman who appears to be responsible as director of children's services.

She barely has command of the English language yet here she is in the council at a high level, no doubt with her snout well and truly in the publicly funded trough!

Exactly what's wrong with this country (I'll leave you to decide whether that should end with a ! or a ?)

Right, I'm off to join up - UKIP that is, not the army

I agree totally, the woman could barely string a sentence together. Were the situation not so atrocious it would almost be laughably funny.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2583 on: November 27, 2012, 06:31:33 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Holy fuck - imagine that waddling down the isle towards the spare seat next to you!  eeek:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2584 on: November 27, 2012, 09:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Holy fuck - imagine that waddling down the isle towards the spare seat next to you!  eeek:

The isle of Cyprus or the aisle of the aircraft ?   whistle:  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2585 on: November 27, 2012, 09:31:25 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2012, 09:30:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Holy fuck - imagine that waddling down the isle towards the spare seat next to you!  eeek:

The isle of Cyprus or the aisle of the aircraft ?   whistle:  point:

doh:
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Offline Pastis

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2586 on: November 27, 2012, 05:07:23 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2238630/Winter-vomiting-bug-cases-52-cent-compared-year.html

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One of the worst-hit is Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital which has closed four wards and is advising visitors to stay away. It confirmed it was aware of four members of staff off-sick with the virus.

Beware MissC   noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #2587 on: November 27, 2012, 07:58:36 PM »
 eeek: That explains a lot.  I was in the Northern General about 10 days ago. A few days later Mr C became ill, Over the last few days I have been ill in the same way.

On Saturday we received a letter stating that Mr C was  to be admitted to the Northern General on Monday 3rd for a hip replacement operation.  Today we had a phone call transferring his op from there to the Hallamshire the other hospital in Sheffield.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2588 on: November 27, 2012, 09:11:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2589 on: November 27, 2012, 09:18:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2590 on: November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2591 on: November 29, 2012, 08:55:06 AM »
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2592 on: November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2593 on: November 29, 2012, 09:13:38 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?

I know nothing... Shrugs:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2594 on: November 29, 2012, 10:17:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?

I know nothing... Shrugs:

That much, we know...  point:
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