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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2595 on: November 29, 2012, 10:29:15 AM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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« Reply #2596 on: November 29, 2012, 10:33:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2597 on: November 29, 2012, 04:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
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There there dear. ::)

I read part of the article apparently in parts of South America plump bottoms are seen as sexy.  I also know that the 'African bum' is seen as sexy by Africans I am sure you all know the sort I mean.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2598 on: November 29, 2012, 05:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2012, 04:24:38 PM
I also know that the 'African bum' is seen as sexy by Africans I am sure you all know the sort I mean.

Is that why so many of the Weeble-Women outside MacDonalds have brown babies?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2599 on: November 29, 2012, 05:22:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2600 on: November 29, 2012, 05:30:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2601 on: November 29, 2012, 08:13:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2602 on: November 30, 2012, 11:47:01 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 08:13:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240372/One-legged-husband-devastated-wife-lost-legs-landmine-explosion-killed-lightning.html

I wonder if she did the lottery this week?  rubschin:

Yes, she was out looking for her missing winning ticket when she was struck!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2603 on: December 03, 2012, 09:54:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2604 on: December 03, 2012, 10:18:47 PM »
There's already been enough Hewitt was mysteries in that family  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2605 on: December 03, 2012, 10:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2012, 10:18:47 PM
There's already been enough Hewitt was mysteries in that family  redface:


Also did that joke(similar) on other forum .......... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2606 on: December 04, 2012, 08:38:45 AM »
Wasn't sure where else to put this but it has started my day off with a laugh....




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2607 on: December 04, 2012, 09:40:53 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2608 on: December 04, 2012, 06:32:48 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2609 on: December 04, 2012, 06:40:16 PM »
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