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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2700 on: January 18, 2013, 08:28:58 AM »
It seems that there is doubt that the story is true.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2701 on: January 18, 2013, 08:53:59 AM »
It seems that there is doubt that the story is true.

Which one, Dobbin burgers or "Yank Geek pays Gooks"?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2702 on: January 18, 2013, 09:45:14 AM »
It seems that there is doubt that the story is true.

Which one, Dobbin burgers or "Yank Geek pays Gooks"?

The "Outsourcing" one. According to someone on the Today programme this morning the story also appeared in the Daily Onion so it may well be a spoof.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2703 on: January 20, 2013, 11:40:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2704 on: January 21, 2013, 09:59:56 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2705 on: January 21, 2013, 10:03:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2707 on: January 21, 2013, 01:13:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2709 on: January 21, 2013, 01:48:52 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2710 on: January 21, 2013, 01:53:40 PM »
I have fell off the wheel.

I have an abscess in my jaw.

I am looking forward to dental surgery tomorrow.

My car is still off the road.

The police have yet to tell me that they have even spoken to the owner of the other vehicle.

The hotel charged me for the weekend away I didn't have.

I am stranded in Werstshire at the moment.

But I  am not feeling too bad on the whole.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2711 on: January 21, 2013, 02:01:36 PM »
I have fell off the wheel.

I have an abscess in my jaw.

I am looking forward to dental surgery tomorrow.

My car is still off the road.

The police have yet to tell me that they have even spoken to the owner of the other vehicle.

The hotel charged me for the weekend away I didn't have.

I am stranded in Werstshire at the moment.

But I  am not feeling too bad on the whole.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2712 on: January 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2713 on: January 21, 2013, 05:22:24 PM »
Darwins latest money spinner.......... rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html

". . . attacking a man dressed in a bucket with 15,000 turnips. "  rubschin:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2714 on: January 21, 2013, 05:26:52 PM »
Darwins latest money spinner.......... rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html

". . . attacking a man dressed in a bucket with 15,000 turnips. "  rubschin:


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