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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2745 on: February 02, 2013, 11:06:56 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2013, 11:04:49 AM
200 Military trainers to be sent to Mali

This makes little sense to me, how is the war on terror going to be boosted by putting 100 dusky soldiers in olive-drab sports footwear?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2746 on: February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 AM »
Car left on island of asphalt by Edinburgh Waverley workers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2747 on: February 02, 2013, 11:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
Car left on island of asphalt by Edinburgh Waverley workers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873

They should have dug a big hole and buried it!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2748 on: February 02, 2013, 11:56:42 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
Car left on island of asphalt by Edinburgh Waverley workers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873

Shades of tony Hancock.......... lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2749 on: February 02, 2013, 12:32:03 PM »
 lol:

Should have put the planing machine right through it  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2750 on: February 04, 2013, 11:55:14 AM »
So it really was "Dick the Bad" ~ Whodda thunk it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2751 on: February 04, 2013, 11:59:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2752 on: February 04, 2013, 06:41:53 PM »
Well, in honour of our departed small, brown Richard the 3rd ...

Ronnie Barker Richard The Third
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2753 on: February 04, 2013, 07:30:27 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 04, 2013, 06:41:53 PM
Well, in honour of our departed small, brown Richard the 3rd ...

Ronnie Barker Richard The Third

 lol: lol: lol:

Bizarrely, I was at the recording of that sketch!  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2754 on: February 04, 2013, 11:17:51 PM »
Time to resurrect that old camping sales pitch... which company was it?

"Now is the winter of our discount tents... "
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2755 on: February 05, 2013, 09:05:07 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 04, 2013, 11:17:51 PM
Time to resurrect that old camping sales pitch... which company was it?

"Now is the winter of our discount tents... "

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2756 on: February 05, 2013, 07:45:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2757 on: February 05, 2013, 07:47:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2758 on: February 07, 2013, 05:26:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2759 on: February 07, 2013, 07:48:50 PM »
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