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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2805 on: February 14, 2013, 04:30:55 PM »
No you don't

That whole article is a bit disturbing.  And I bet it hurts each time but only a lot.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2806 on: February 14, 2013, 04:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:21:05 PM
I want one!

Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises scientists

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678

" ... The act took between a few seconds and a few minutes, after which the creatures would push away and shed their penises, leaving them on the floor of the tank."

Then hopped out of the tank and went to the mess bar for a quick pint...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2807 on: February 14, 2013, 05:39:27 PM »
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew sick2: eeek:

My willy is my bestest friend  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2808 on: February 14, 2013, 06:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 14, 2013, 05:39:27 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew sick2: eeek:

My willy is my bestest friend  cloud9:

A dick in the hand etc  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2809 on: February 14, 2013, 06:06:27 PM »
got to be a grim job clearing up all those detached peni from the bottom of that tank
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2810 on: February 14, 2013, 06:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2013, 03:05:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM
US billionaire Warren Buffett is to buy food giant Heinz in a deal worth $28bn (£18bn).

That's a fvck of a lot of beans for a buffet.  confused:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2811 on: February 16, 2013, 09:30:34 AM »



Made me laugh. Darwin might have a chuckle over this.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2812 on: February 16, 2013, 09:37:13 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2813 on: February 16, 2013, 09:39:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2814 on: February 16, 2013, 06:51:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2815 on: February 17, 2013, 08:51:24 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2816 on: February 17, 2013, 09:58:04 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2817 on: February 17, 2013, 10:31:06 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2818 on: February 17, 2013, 11:41:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2819 on: February 17, 2013, 07:54:47 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2013, 11:41:58 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 17, 2013, 09:58:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967

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"He's hurt," his lawyer Willie Gary told Associated Press"

That would be good old Wee Willie Gary I suppose?
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