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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2835 on: February 28, 2013, 04:31:18 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2836 on: March 01, 2013, 12:26:44 AM »
Don't know why but for some reason I have an image of Baldy and APC knelt over a drain with straws..  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2837 on: March 01, 2013, 12:30:18 AM »
Don't know why but for some reason I have an image of Baldy and APC knelt over a drain with straws..  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304

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I am not a jock......

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2838 on: March 01, 2013, 12:31:12 AM »
Don't know why but for some reason I have an image of Baldy and APC knelt over a drain with straws..  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304

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Nor am I you fecker!  cussing:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2839 on: March 02, 2013, 10:06:01 AM »
But I notice that neither of you denied you would be knelt over a drain with straws though.  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2840 on: March 04, 2013, 08:01:23 AM »

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, has admitted his sexual conduct has at times "fallen beneath the standards expected of me".



This shit just writes itself............ noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2841 on: March 04, 2013, 08:03:41 AM »

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, has admitted his sexual conduct has at times "fallen beneath the standards expected of me".



This shit just writes itself............ noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2842 on: March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2843 on: March 05, 2013, 11:24:55 AM »
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere"

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2844 on: March 05, 2013, 11:40:07 AM »
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere"

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:

Would you eat at her restaurant  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2845 on: March 05, 2013, 12:00:16 PM »
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere"

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:

Would you eat at her restaurant  noooo:

On a similar note, I give this story

That just happens to be our next door neighbour!     eeek:   scared2: 
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2846 on: March 05, 2013, 01:11:52 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2847 on: March 05, 2013, 01:37:23 PM »
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere"

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:

Would you eat at her restaurant  noooo:

On a similar note, I give this story

That just happens to be our next door neighbour!     eeek:   scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2848 on: March 05, 2013, 01:38:01 PM »
It is prolly that mong TMR not shutting the bog door properly or something... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2849 on: March 07, 2013, 11:13:46 PM »
$1500 pizza order and gives a $10 tip. Sounds like a relative of our very own padlock pockets.  whistle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9913843/Pizza-delivery-boy-gets-10-tip-for-1500-order.html
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