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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2865 on: March 09, 2013, 12:54:32 PM »
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

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Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

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Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:
Why didn't you have your fag take the punishment?

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We didn't have fags at Bog Street Comprehensive...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2866 on: March 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM »
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2867 on: March 09, 2013, 12:57:40 PM »
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

My rugged good looks?  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2868 on: March 09, 2013, 01:04:28 PM »
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

My rugged good looks?  lol:

I think he meant the fear of authority, and the brain damage.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2869 on: March 09, 2013, 01:35:47 PM »
and the fishnet wearing?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2870 on: March 09, 2013, 03:04:52 PM »
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

My rugged good looks?  lol:

I think he meant the fear of authority, and the brain damage.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2871 on: March 09, 2013, 03:27:40 PM »
and the fishnet wearing?

Are you deaf? He said:

"We didn't have fags at Bog Street comprehensive"
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2872 on: March 09, 2013, 04:08:07 PM »
and the fishnet wearing?

Are you deaf? He said:

"We didn't have fags at Bog Street comprehensive"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2873 on: March 10, 2013, 05:13:49 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21732457

Now if it were goats and Cyprus I would understand and it would read local shoe fetishist come goat botherer clears out his 'in box'.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2874 on: March 10, 2013, 05:38:25 PM »
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2875 on: March 10, 2013, 05:44:32 PM »
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2876 on: March 10, 2013, 06:23:02 PM »
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2877 on: March 11, 2013, 08:07:13 AM »
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2878 on: March 11, 2013, 08:08:13 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21732457

Now if it were goats and Cyprus I would understand and it would read local shoe fetishist come goat botherer clears out his 'in box'.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2879 on: March 11, 2013, 10:46:03 AM »
School Offers Counselling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident

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Seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

I... I just....  noooo:
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