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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2880 on: March 11, 2013, 01:12:11 PM »
School Offers Counselling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident

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Seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

I... I just....  noooo:

Only in the land of the free . . . .    :-/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2881 on: March 11, 2013, 01:43:37 PM »
School Offers Counselling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident

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Seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

I... I just....  noooo:

Only in the land of the free . . . .    :-/

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« Reply #2882 on: March 11, 2013, 02:07:58 PM »
The Boy would be dead by now if this idiocy happened here  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2883 on: March 11, 2013, 04:01:50 PM »
Oscar Pistorius' friends say he's a 'broken man'............... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2884 on: March 11, 2013, 04:02:48 PM »
Oscar Pistorius' friends say he's a 'broken man'............... rubschin:

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« Reply #2885 on: March 11, 2013, 04:11:41 PM »
Oscar Pistorius' friends say he's a 'broken man'............... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2887 on: March 14, 2013, 06:19:49 AM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2889 on: March 14, 2013, 07:46:27 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20890068

I have already put a quote in.  ;D

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2890 on: March 14, 2013, 08:42:06 AM »
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« Reply #2891 on: March 14, 2013, 09:03:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2892 on: March 14, 2013, 08:06:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2893 on: March 15, 2013, 12:31:11 PM »



Most excellent still giggling over this one. lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2894 on: March 15, 2013, 12:39:29 PM »