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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2940 on: March 16, 2013, 01:41:45 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 01:36:27 PM
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Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:
He's a bit too brown bread  cry:

Yes, I realised that!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2941 on: March 16, 2013, 02:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:



Not the only safe investment.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2942 on: March 16, 2013, 02:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 01:36:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:
He's a bit too brown bread  cry:

Yes, I realised that!  lol:

When he was even more out of tune than you were?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2943 on: March 16, 2013, 03:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 02:26:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:



Not the only safe investment.



Luckily I invested almost everything I had in Turnip Futures last week eh Mr. Darwin sir?  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2944 on: March 16, 2013, 03:33:42 PM »
Lend us a parsnip  sad24:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2945 on: March 16, 2013, 03:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
Lend us a parsnip  sad24:

I can borrow you a Turnip Future!  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2946 on: March 16, 2013, 05:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 02:26:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:



Not the only safe investment.



Luckily I invested almost everything I had in Turnip Futures last week eh Mr. Darwin sir?  Thumbs:

Quite so.  :thumbsup:

 The wisest and most profitable thing you did since starting MeMi.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2947 on: March 16, 2013, 05:07:34 PM »
All the cash points empty .......... eeek:      I tried to get money said it paid me .....no cash..
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2948 on: March 16, 2013, 05:09:04 PM »
Is that why you sent Foggy out collecting for "charity"?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2949 on: March 16, 2013, 06:05:01 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 05:07:34 PM
All the cash points empty .......... eeek:      I tried to get money said it paid me .....no cash..

We're fucked!  scared2:

My Cypriot mate has recently cleared a whole load of his land to install a solar farm (I tried to talk him into Turnips but he refused)...

He went to the bank manager on Friday who promised him there would be no haircut - consequently, the whole value of the solar farm was in the bank and trimmed by 10% this morning - he is livid!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2950 on: March 16, 2013, 06:10:52 PM »
 eeek:

Does the revoluton start here?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2951 on: March 16, 2013, 06:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 06:10:52 PM
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Does the revoluton start here?

Oh I do hope so!  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2952 on: March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM »
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2953 on: March 16, 2013, 06:33:12 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2954 on: March 16, 2013, 07:24:43 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

According to one website you get equity in the bank that has stolen your munny to get them out of the shit they caused.....so look on the bright side BM, you now own four fifths of fuckall for your investment.  Thumbs:
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