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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2985 on: March 28, 2013, 05:58:10 PM »
Chubby Brown... "Dr put 16 stitches in it, you can tell how big it was, you only get 32 in a tater sack"  lol:  redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2986 on: March 29, 2013, 01:47:01 PM »
Their next kid will have to brace themselves or end up bungee jumping.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2987 on: March 31, 2013, 06:53:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2988 on: March 31, 2013, 06:55:03 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2989 on: March 31, 2013, 07:00:42 AM »
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Careful!  eeek:

They'll be banning brick walls next...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2990 on: March 31, 2013, 07:02:16 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2992 on: March 31, 2013, 01:44:07 PM »
BBC News: "In his first sermon as Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby warned against the "hero leader culture" or putting our trust in one person as this can lead to false hope."
 
He said, stood next to a giant statue of the ever-living, miracle-working, son of God who died for all our sins.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2993 on: March 31, 2013, 02:12:32 PM »
happy001

That's the Archbishop of Feckwit that is so concerned about the poor he just has to take that massive salary, that palace as a residence, the chauffeur driven car, the final salary pension . . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2994 on: March 31, 2013, 02:14:22 PM »
happy001

That's the Archbishop of Feckwit that is so concerned about the poor he just has to take that massive salary, that palace as a residence, the chauffeur driven car, the final salary pension . . . .

It for the kids...........

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2995 on: March 31, 2013, 03:26:03 PM »
happy001

That's the Archbishop of Feckwit that is so concerned about the poor he just has to take that massive salary, that palace as a residence, the chauffeur driven car, the final salary pension . . . .

It for the kids...........

. . . don't tell me he's at it too!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #2996 on: March 31, 2013, 04:14:24 PM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2997 on: March 31, 2013, 04:32:34 PM »
Not really headlines but bloody funny all the same!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2998 on: March 31, 2013, 07:10:54 PM »
Not really headlines but bloody funny all the same!

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PS to others:  give them a while to load
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2999 on: March 31, 2013, 09:04:17 PM »
What happened to the days where if you tripped on a step you felt like a tosser then got on with what you were doing?  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343
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