Fantastic Headlines

[apc2010]

What happened to the days where if you tripped on a step you felt like a tosser then got on with what you were doing? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343

Zactly ..........    

[Steve]

What happened to the days where if you tripped on a step you felt like a tosser then got on with what you were doing? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343

Have to say the garage owner is a complete prat, why would you put an idiot kerb like that if you didn't want people to trip up on it

[Just One More]

Why a prat? Nothing wrong with the kerbs, it was bordering the jet-wash and you'd find that feature in 95% of car wash/jet wash areas

[Steve]

Well there's going to be a lot of broken legs then

Grey on grey.  It's so obvious isn't it.  Spose he was allergic to yellow paint, bit stupid being pictured with the evidence

[Snoopy]

Six injured as bus hits phone box


Published on Monday 1 April 2013 02:01

Six people were taken to hospital yesterday after a bus crashed into a telephone box.

The collision, in the Calderwood area of East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire, happened at about 1:30pm.

  A meeting of the local Temperance League?

[apc2010]

Six injured as bus hits phone box


Published on Monday 1 April 2013 02:01

Six people were taken to hospital yesterday after a bus crashed into a telephone box.

The collision, in the Calderwood area of East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire, happened at about 1:30pm.

  A meeting of the local Temperance League?

More like a paki call centre.......

[Barman]

Six injured as bus hits phone box


Published on Monday 1 April 2013 02:01

Six people were taken to hospital yesterday after a bus crashed into a telephone box.

The collision, in the Calderwood area of East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire, happened at about 1:30pm.

  A meeting of the local Temperance League?

More like a paki call centre.......

[Grumpmeister]

I have to admit I'd have loved to have seen the planning for this 

"Alright lads I've got a great idea"
"What is it boss?"
"We are going to blow up a cash point and nick the cash"
"Sounds good but we won't be able to do one in town as the police will be all over us"
"Not a problem, I've already scoped one out and it's ideal"
"Where is it?"
"The petrol station out of town"
"....."
"....."
"....."
"....."
"I'll be in the getaway car"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302485/Thieves-blow-cashpoint-petrol-station-emptying-contents.html

[Steve]

"you were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

[apc2010]

"you were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

 

[Grumpmeister]

"you were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Couldn't think of a way to work that into blowing up a cashpoint 

[Steve]

OK then "you were just supposed to blow the front off, not blow all the money over the forecourt"

Sort of loses a bit

[Grumpmeister]

Oh hell I want a go on this 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305504/Zip-World-North-Wales-Would-100-mph-dive-washing-line-terror.html

[Barman]

Oh hell I want a go on this 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305504/Zip-World-North-Wales-Would-100-mph-dive-washing-line-terror.html

Hell yes! 

[Grumpmeister]

Just had a look on the website, £50 a go. 

http://www.zipworld.co.uk/

After reading the comments in the news article I was expecting it to be at least double that.