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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #315 on: March 19, 2010, 10:07:02 AM »
That's why I stay inside and don't risk being run over by a car or mowed down by a plane ...and of course no one can see me  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #316 on: March 19, 2010, 10:19:38 AM »
That's why I stay inside and don't risk being run over by a car or mowed down by a plane ...and of course no one can see me  redface:

You have to watch out for the idiots being thrown off of the treadmills though.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #317 on: March 19, 2010, 10:21:55 AM »
That'll be the VP dance troupe practising their routine  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #318 on: March 19, 2010, 10:33:42 AM »
I've often laughed when seeing people fly off of trampolines when it's been on tv etc.

Seeing it in real life is hysterical.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #319 on: March 19, 2010, 06:31:30 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #321 on: March 21, 2010, 12:28:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #322 on: March 21, 2010, 12:33:53 PM »
He'll make a fine soprano spider:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #324 on: March 26, 2010, 11:27:40 AM »
Not the headline, the author of the piece

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #325 on: March 26, 2010, 11:29:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #326 on: March 26, 2010, 11:34:19 AM »
Most excellent  razz:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #327 on: March 26, 2010, 11:53:12 AM »
Not the headline, the author of the piece

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #328 on: March 26, 2010, 12:55:53 PM »
 eeek: "Cheryl Cole makes statement about ring"

http://tinyurl.com/ykutqkt
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #329 on: March 28, 2010, 12:14:57 PM »
"US man 'tried to revive dead opossum' in Pennsylvania "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8591303.stm

I've been drunk, but Jeez...