Fantastic Headlines

[Just One More]

  

[Nick]

I knew a bloke in Norfolk who ended up as his own uncle through some family intermarriage thingy

[boogs]

I might actually apply for this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html

Ideal job for Growler .....

[Barman]

The Norwich Star Wars Club. 

"Luke, I am your father/brother/sister/son"

 

[Just One More]

Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker 

[Barman]

Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker 

[Barman]

Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard

 

[Just One More]

Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard

 

  indeed

A bid to sink Ark Royal and turn it into an artificial diving reef off the Devon coast was rejected as were plans for a commercial heliport in London, a nightclub and school in China and a casino in Hong Kong.

The Ministry of Defence said the bids were judged either "not feasible or appropriate", or carried "too much risk".

I would have preferred any of those options rather than scrap it; and what does it matter to the MoD once it's sold   

[Barman]

Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard

 

  indeed

A bid to sink Ark Royal and turn it into an artificial diving reef off the Devon coast was rejected as were plans for a commercial heliport in London, a nightclub and school in China and a casino in Hong Kong.

The Ministry of Defence said the bids were judged either "not feasible or appropriate", or carried "too much risk".

I would have preferred any of those options rather than scrap it; and what does it matter to the MoD once it's sold   

Exactly! 

It stinks doesn't it? The whole carrier/Harrier things stinks to high heaven... 

I'm not a conspiracy nut per se but we are not being told something here - get rid of a perfectly serviceable aircraft/carrier combo with its replacement decades away...?

To save money...?

Meanwhile piss billions away on pointless other projects, benefits, foreign aid and military interventions? 

[apc2010]

Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard

 

  indeed

A bid to sink Ark Royal and turn it into an artificial diving reef off the Devon coast was rejected as were plans for a commercial heliport in London, a nightclub and school in China and a casino in Hong Kong.

The Ministry of Defence said the bids were judged either "not feasible or appropriate", or carried "too much risk".

I would have preferred any of those options rather than scrap it; and what does it matter to the MoD once it's sold   

Exactly! 

It stinks doesn't it? The whole carrier/Harrier things stinks to high heaven... 

I'm not a conspiracy nut per se but we are not being told something here - get rid of a perfectly serviceable aircraft/carrier combo with its replacement decades away...?

To save money...?

Meanwhile piss billions away on pointless other projects, benefits, foreign aid and military interventions? 

Agreed.....

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker 

 

Nottingham you say?  Has anyone heard from nICK this morning?

[Barman]

Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker 

 

Nottingham you say?  Has anyone heard from nICK this morning?

No! 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

But you can  because you are not in Nottingham are you?

[Barman]

But you can  because you are not in Nottingham are you?

He would say that tho wouldn't he...?