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[Just One More]

When The Argus contacted Brighton and Hove City Council they said they would not be following up the claim.

Typical! I look forward to the full enquiry when it all goes wrong 

[Just One More]

There's a problem with the nut behind the steering wheel on Nissan Micras

Hardly news if you ask me 

[Barman]

There's a problem with the nut behind the steering wheel on Nissan Micras

Hardly news if you ask me 

 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

There were a couple of people  in the store talking about this and every bloke within earshot was cringing 

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP

[Barman]

There were a couple of people  in the store talking about this and every bloke within earshot was cringing 

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP

Holy fuck! 

[Nick]

Still. at least he can be a wumman now. Always wondered what it was like from the other end, like

[Grumpmeister]

There were a couple of people  in the store talking about this and every bloke within earshot was cringing 

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP

Holy fuck! 

Somehow I don't think he has a prayer now. 

There are a number of Russian women's shotput lookalikes unconvincing transvestites in the area, I have a hunch it is one of them. Either that or Slurry Boy has been banned from going anywhere near his favourite farm.

[Grumpmeister]

Well it isn't slurry boy, that screwball is back in court again 

[Grumpmeister]

Anyone fancy a go on this? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break. 

[boogs]

Anyone fancy a go on this? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break. 

I'd give it a go .... 

[Barman]

Anyone fancy a go on this? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break. 

I'd give it a go .... 

Oh me too! 

I've long thought it would be great to have a go on a really, really high swing - so you could work yourself up like you used to as a kid on the swings at the park but really high! 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Oh well if you like height this could be right up your alley if it takes off. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2330170/The-real-life-Iron-Man-suit-let-jump-space-land-WITHOUT-parachute-using-rocket-boots.html

Thinking about it, if the boots don't work you could save on funeral costs by simply concreting over the crater.

[boogs]

Anyone fancy a go on this? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break. 

I'd give it a go .... 

Oh me too! 

I've long thought it would be great to have a go on a really, really high swing - so you could work yourself up like you used to as a kid on the swings at the park but really high!