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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3210 on: June 06, 2013, 10:37:03 AM »
Would insertion of the car in the house have counted for CDB?
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« Reply #3211 on: June 06, 2013, 10:44:24 AM »
Good point, well made  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3212 on: June 06, 2013, 05:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2013, 10:37:03 AM
Would insertion of the car in the house have counted for CDB?

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« Reply #3213 on: June 08, 2013, 09:01:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3214 on: June 10, 2013, 01:56:37 AM »
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/09/out-of-the-flying-pan-at-yo-sushi-3834429/

Remote controlled waiter delivering your sushi order at up to 25mph? Whats the worst that could happen.   rubschin:


I give it a month at most before some kid works out how to hijack the damn thing.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3215 on: June 10, 2013, 02:58:05 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10108553/Woman-washed-unexploded-bomb-in-kitchen-sink.html

I'd love to know what was going through her mind when she decided that a plastic chair would protect them if the bomb went off.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3216 on: June 10, 2013, 05:47:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3217 on: June 10, 2013, 09:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 05:47:48 AM

French gendarmes to patrol Mont-Blanc.

 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3218 on: June 10, 2013, 08:52:14 PM »
You have to read the article.   ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3219 on: June 10, 2013, 09:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 08:52:14 PM
You have to read the article.   ::)

True or even Vrai

I can just imagine le Flic arriving and gasping for breath and announcing "Bon Soir toute le monde, qu'est ce que tout ce merde?"

And then getting pushed over the edge
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3220 on: June 11, 2013, 05:25:38 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 09:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 08:52:14 PM
You have to read the article.   ::)

True or even Vrai

I can just imagine le Flic arriving and gasping for breath and announcing "Bon Soir toute le monde, qu'est ce que tout ce merde?"

And then getting pushed over the edge

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3221 on: June 11, 2013, 06:07:32 AM »
 lol: lol:

Does sound pretty damned awful, people are just selfish pigs.

Meanwhile not a headline but....http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video   noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3222 on: June 11, 2013, 07:55:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3223 on: June 11, 2013, 12:31:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2013, 06:07:32 AM
lol: lol:

Does sound pretty damned awful, people are just selfish pigs.

Meanwhile not a headline but....http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video   noooo:

*Ahem*  whistle:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2013, 01:56:37 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/09/out-of-the-flying-pan-at-yo-sushi-3834429/

Remote controlled waiter delivering your sushi order at up to 25mph? Whats the worst that could happen.   rubschin:


I give it a month at most before some kid works out how to hijack the damn thing.  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3224 on: June 12, 2013, 06:21:24 AM »
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