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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3246 on: June 14, 2013, 10:52:29 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3249 on: June 14, 2013, 11:19:53 AM »
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:

Well, it was only a matter of time before somebody complained about him.  noooo:

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but as he was wearing that dress and the lighting so bad maybe it was an almost understandable mistake to make
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3252 on: June 15, 2013, 08:26:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3254 on: June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM »
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

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