Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/16/guinea-pig-armour-put-on-sale-after-previous-owner-dies-3843008/

[Barman]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/16/guinea-pig-armour-put-on-sale-after-previous-owner-dies-3843008/

 

[Steve]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

[Darwins Selection]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

[Barman]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

[Darwins Selection]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

[Barman]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

[Darwins Selection]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.

[Steve]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.

Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

[Barman]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.

Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

I dunno... perhaps he just blew a fuse....

[Steve]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.

Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

I dunno... perhaps he just blew a fuse....

Just under high tension maybe

[Barman]

This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/

Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now.... 

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived.... 

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.

Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

I dunno... perhaps he just blew a fuse....

Just under high tension maybe

Indeed - he thought he was a bright spark when he came up with the idea....

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Judging by the lightning fast pace of this thread, there are clearly some switched on folk in here today. Have they come by bus to the bar?

[Grumpmeister]

So somewhere wandering around Cardiff there is at least one 7inch asbestos filled tarantula... 

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916