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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3285 on: June 20, 2013, 12:04:37 PM »
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Didn't the "dukwtastrophe" occur in "grief central"?

Seems somehow appropriate . . . .

I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I suspect the original joke may have been the Scally spelling of "Dukw".   whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3286 on: June 20, 2013, 12:05:54 PM »
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Didn't the "dukwtastrophe" occur in "grief central"?

Seems somehow appropriate . . . .

I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I suspect the original joke may have been the Scally spelling of "Dukw".   whistle:

Don't disagree DS - I think you'reabsolutely right.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3287 on: June 22, 2013, 10:31:16 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3288 on: June 22, 2013, 10:33:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3289 on: June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM



Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3290 on: June 22, 2013, 11:20:23 AM »
[Boogs, when they tell you, can you let me know please]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3291 on: June 22, 2013, 11:36:29 AM »
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Mr Warren Jr said his testicles first grew to a colossal size when in 2008 he squashed them while he was asleep.
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But now, as the Sun reports, he is worried he may never be able to make love to a woman again after he claimed the operation left him with a one-inch penis.
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« Reply #3292 on: June 22, 2013, 12:06:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3293 on: June 22, 2013, 12:07:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3294 on: June 22, 2013, 03:22:36 PM »
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM



Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3295 on: June 22, 2013, 03:25:38 PM »
DS is wrong, it was a Chinese restaurant mistake  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3296 on: June 22, 2013, 03:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:25:38 PM
DS is wrong, it was a Chinese restaurant mistake  angel1

Don't be daft, Scally Chinkys only sell sweet and sour chicken.

Or was that the shock? An accidental canard?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3297 on: June 22, 2013, 03:29:32 PM »
Yes, they got a canary and felt short changed
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3298 on: June 22, 2013, 03:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM



Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.

Thank you for that explanation Mr DS.... :thumbsup:   (did you get that JOM)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3299 on: June 22, 2013, 03:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:29:32 PM
Yes, they got a canary and felt short changed
AFFS... noooo:
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