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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3300 on: June 22, 2013, 03:32:02 PM »
It was a menu typo  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3301 on: June 22, 2013, 03:39:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3302 on: June 22, 2013, 03:43:17 PM »
DS is wrong, it was a Chinese restaurant mistake  angel1

Don't be daft, Scally Chinkys only sell sweet and sour chicken.

Or was that the shock? An accidental canardrubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3303 on: June 22, 2013, 03:45:19 PM »



Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.

Thank you for that explanation Mr DS.... :thumbsup:   (did you get that JOM)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3304 on: June 22, 2013, 03:51:15 PM »
Someone tell the ginger what a canard is  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3305 on: June 22, 2013, 03:52:21 PM »
Someone tell the ginger what a canard is  ::)

But you already know.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3306 on: June 22, 2013, 03:54:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3308 on: June 22, 2013, 04:48:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3311 on: June 22, 2013, 06:25:37 PM »



Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.

Ah but the company sold so called Duck tickets so more like connected to this

Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #3312 on: June 22, 2013, 06:27:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3313 on: June 23, 2013, 03:58:46 AM »
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