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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3330 on: June 25, 2013, 06:48:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3332 on: June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM »
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3333 on: June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3334 on: June 25, 2013, 04:18:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3335 on: June 25, 2013, 04:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
She was married!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3336 on: June 25, 2013, 04:42:16 PM »
Mrs Growler?  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3337 on: June 25, 2013, 04:44:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3338 on: June 25, 2013, 04:45:23 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
She was married!
What did her wife think of the legs?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3339 on: June 25, 2013, 04:46:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3340 on: June 25, 2013, 04:46:50 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3341 on: June 25, 2013, 04:52:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 25, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Mrs Growler?  eeek:
Doubt it.  She and hubbie were software engineers, they came as a package.  At first she really was quite attractive and unlike him a fair decent s'w engineer but then the legs got hairier and hairier.

I suspect (=wild arsed guess) that she was deciding to go bat for another team and so stopped doing the sort of leg maintenance most laydees do.

Didn't help that she had jet black hair

Anyway I moved departments and never saw them again so I figure they left for other employ - or they fell into the pie making machine
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3342 on: June 25, 2013, 04:55:03 PM »
Ovarian cysts  :thumbsup:  I shared an office with a bearded wumman once. I got delegated to tell her  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3343 on: June 25, 2013, 06:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
She was married!
What did her wife think of the legs?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3344 on: June 25, 2013, 11:30:08 PM »
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