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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3375 on: July 01, 2013, 11:31:21 AM »
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3376 on: July 01, 2013, 11:33:11 AM »
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?

Essentially yes...

More people drown in the summer and more ice cream is consumed in the summer... ipso facto ice creaming causes drowning.... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3377 on: July 01, 2013, 11:37:23 AM »
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?

Essentially yes...

More people drown in the summer and more ice cream is consumed in the summer... ipso facto ice creaming causes drowning.... ::)

In essence then, they're using the exact same ways and means as they used to hype up the whole "Global Climate Warming Change" borlocks then.   rubschin:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3378 on: July 01, 2013, 11:52:41 AM »
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?

Essentially yes...

More people drown in the summer and more ice cream is consumed in the summer... ipso facto ice creaming causes drowning.... ::)

In essence then, they're using the exact same ways and means as they used to hype up the whole "Global Climate Warming Change" borlocks then.   rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3379 on: July 01, 2013, 12:37:23 PM »
Yep

It's not that statistics as such lie but that charlattans know that the masses seek the first and simplest interpretation and once conned will never admit their stupidity
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3380 on: July 01, 2013, 12:41:13 PM »
Yep

It's not that statistics as such lie but that charlattans know that the masses seek the first and simplest interpretation and once conned will never admit their stupidity

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3381 on: July 05, 2013, 09:34:53 AM »
I just love the fact this guy gave an interview on national television about his missing collection.  lol:

I http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article/232285/108/Michigan-mans-7500-vintage-porn-collection-stolen
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3382 on: July 05, 2013, 10:26:25 AM »
I just love the fact this guy gave an interview on national television about his missing collection.  lol:

I http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article/232285/108/Michigan-mans-7500-vintage-porn-collection-stolen
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3383 on: July 05, 2013, 02:13:04 PM »
And they will be certain to get a stiff sentence.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3387 on: July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM »
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:



Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3388 on: July 05, 2013, 10:38:19 PM »
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:



Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3389 on: July 05, 2013, 10:43:09 PM »
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:



Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html
:thumbsup:  lol: lol: lol:
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