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You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3437 on: July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3439 on: July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3440 on: July 16, 2013, 08:26:03 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html

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Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3441 on: July 16, 2013, 08:27:42 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3442 on: July 16, 2013, 08:28:41 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:

Too much for him.  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3443 on: July 16, 2013, 08:32:10 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:

Too much for him.  noooo:

Bless him ..... I thought he would have been comming back here edumacated in the art .... noooo:

Not much good are you ... noooo:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3444 on: July 16, 2013, 08:36:32 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:

Too much for him.  noooo:

Bless him ..... I thought he would have been comming back here edumacated in the art .... noooo:

Not much good are you ... noooo:

It is him.  noooo:

He runs away after 3 drinks, just as we are getting started.  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3445 on: July 16, 2013, 08:46:14 PM »
Got to say I rarely go beyond 3 drinks nowadays, haven't for a long time. 

Used to be a serious don't stop in single figures person but one day I realised I wasn't enjoying it, others were far better at holding it and it was getting expensive and risky.

Think the getting stopped by the police with over 6 vodkas in me - and getting away with it - was the end for me.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3446 on: July 16, 2013, 08:48:23 PM »
Got to say I rarely go beyond 3 drinks nowadays, haven't for a long time. 

Used to be a serious don't stop in single figures person but one day I realised I wasn't enjoying it, others were far better at holding it and it was getting expensive and risky.

Think the getting stopped by the police with over 6 vodkas in me - and getting away with it - was the end for me.

Not a bad policy.  Thumbs:

Hopefully Foggy might read your post.  Thumbs:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3447 on: July 16, 2013, 09:03:21 PM »
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3448 on: July 16, 2013, 10:43:28 PM »
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3449 on: July 16, 2013, 11:01:59 PM »
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Yep!  I blame my bestest mates.  It's not the best of drinks especially for the cleaners at the M2 services.  Don't think I've drunk one since.
Well, whatever, nevermind