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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3450 on: July 17, 2013, 06:05:53 AM »
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Yep!  I blame my bestest mates.  It's not the best of drinks especially for the cleaners at the M2 services.  Don't think I've drunk one since.

Bacardi for me for the same reasons...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3451 on: July 17, 2013, 08:38:35 AM »
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Yep!  I blame my bestest mates.  It's not the best of drinks especially for the cleaners at the M2 services.  Don't think I've drunk one since.

Bacardi for me for the same reasons...  noooo:

Bacardi is one of the few I can still drink .. In fact when I do start tend not to stop.... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3452 on: July 17, 2013, 08:43:25 AM »
I had a pint of Southern Comfort on my 21st. Never touched it since.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3453 on: July 17, 2013, 09:08:57 AM »
I had a pint of Southern Comfort on my 21st. Never touched it since.

Not a surprise TMR   sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3454 on: July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3455 on: July 18, 2013, 04:32:11 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Same here... happy100
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3456 on: July 18, 2013, 04:33:00 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3457 on: July 18, 2013, 04:33:52 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Were you his fag?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3458 on: July 18, 2013, 04:34:05 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Yeah, but you mean the actual one......

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3459 on: July 18, 2013, 04:34:41 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Were you his fag?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3460 on: July 18, 2013, 04:53:59 PM »
Mescal  noooo:

1. Do not drink it
2. Do not eat the worm
3. Do not cross the Mexican border to buy more
4. Do not drive up the main street of Ciudad Juarez firing a revolver playfully out of the car window  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3461 on: July 18, 2013, 04:56:32 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Were you his fag?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3462 on: July 18, 2013, 05:12:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3463 on: July 18, 2013, 10:22:07 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3464 on: July 19, 2013, 05:41:45 AM »
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:
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