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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3480 on: July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM »
What about this one?


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3481 on: July 22, 2013, 08:07:03 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3482 on: July 22, 2013, 08:12:41 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23402300

What about this one.....














Oh and by the way HRH Kate Middleton is in the EARLY stages of labour
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3483 on: July 22, 2013, 08:16:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3484 on: July 22, 2013, 08:47:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3485 on: July 22, 2013, 09:41:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3486 on: July 22, 2013, 09:52:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 09:41:10 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935

I thought they served horses too  rubschin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4L6HW5mQE

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]Oh and BTW HRH Kate Middleton is in the early stages of labour I say again the early stages [/[/color]size]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3487 on: July 22, 2013, 10:13:56 AM »
 evil: evil: evil: ^  (the HRH bit)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3488 on: July 22, 2013, 01:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one?


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
lol: lol: lol:

and linked on that same page


Firefighters use buzz saws to free man from sex toy

. . . and on reading that page, there's this gem:

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"The man stayed in hospital overnight and was discharged the next day."

 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3489 on: July 22, 2013, 03:46:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3490 on: July 22, 2013, 03:49:35 PM »
Foggy could make a fortune  :thumbsup:

Apey should call Boeing
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3491 on: July 22, 2013, 04:09:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 03:49:35 PM
Foggy could make a fortune  :thumbsup:

Apey should call Boeing

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3492 on: July 22, 2013, 07:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one?


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
lol: lol: lol:

and linked on that same page


Firefighters use buzz saws to free man from sex toy

. . . and on reading that page, there's this gem:

Quote
"The man stayed in hospital overnight and was discharged the next day."

 happy001 happy001 happy001
drumroll:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

least he wasn't turned into Nicola


unlike . . . . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3493 on: July 23, 2013, 02:53:16 AM »
I know that Cornwall is the land that time forgot but bloody hell, not even Tesco's start this early.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3494 on: July 23, 2013, 05:29:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 02:53:16 AM
I know that Cornwall is the land that time forgot but bloody hell, not even Tesco's start this early.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330
Climbing temperatures, which triggered a "level three" heatwave warning in the South West, have not put off the opening of a new Christmas shop.

The shop in Truro, Cornwall, will sell nativity sets, decorations and advent calendars.

Leased by Truro Cathedral, it will be opened later by its dean, the Very Reverend Roger Bush.


Makes a change from choir boys I suppose.   happy002 happy002











Ahh Grumpmeister, 'tis Cornwallit might as well be a different planet. noooo:

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