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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3585 on: August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3586 on: August 01, 2013, 08:16:54 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3587 on: August 01, 2013, 08:19:31 AM »
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

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She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3588 on: August 01, 2013, 09:36:02 AM »
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3589 on: August 01, 2013, 10:21:42 AM »
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.

 lol: lol: lol:

Yes, very proud like....  Thumbs:
And rightly  :thumbsup:

Is she betterer at wheelbarrow mending too?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3590 on: August 01, 2013, 11:01:48 AM »
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.

 lol: lol: lol:

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And rightly  :thumbsup:

Is she betterer at wheelbarrow mending too?

Betterer at everyfink than me prolly....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3592 on: August 01, 2013, 01:35:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3594 on: August 01, 2013, 03:05:55 PM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3595 on: August 01, 2013, 03:24:24 PM »
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Members claim to believe that an invisible alien made of spaghetti and meatballs created the universe after 'drinking heavily.'

So the universe was created by an entity that was either pissed up or hungover. Actually that does explain a lot of things.  rubschin:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3597 on: August 01, 2013, 07:43:50 PM »
Does that mean BM is part of some kind of religion then or is the bucket just to protect the public?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3599 on: August 02, 2013, 09:38:24 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382599/Woman-pays-900-2-apples-instead-iPhones-Gumtree.html

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An Australian woman who paid £800 for two new Apple iPhones lost her money when she opened the boxes - and found two real green apples inside.

Accompanied by....



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