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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3660 on: August 10, 2013, 10:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3661 on: August 10, 2013, 11:11:11 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3662 on: August 10, 2013, 02:40:36 PM »
So glad I am not ginger, unlike Growler noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3663 on: August 10, 2013, 04:15:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 10, 2013, 02:40:36 PM
So glad I am not ginger, unlike Growler noooo:

Of course, of course....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3664 on: August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3665 on: August 10, 2013, 05:01:52 PM »
Well, there is a lesson for you
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3666 on: August 10, 2013, 05:04:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3667 on: August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis

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Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3668 on: August 10, 2013, 06:12:31 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis

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Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3669 on: August 10, 2013, 06:21:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3670 on: August 10, 2013, 09:03:13 PM »
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis

 eeek:

Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:
oh go on please tell

Were they any of these

- don't get it caught in flies (see 3 word story)
- if the ex Mrs Bobbit shows any interest in it, run away
- do not get ruler markings tattooed on it
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3671 on: August 10, 2013, 09:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 10, 2013, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis

 eeek:

Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:
oh go on please tell

Were they any of these

- don't get it caught in flies (see 3 word story)
- if the ex Mrs Bobbit shows any interest in it, run away
- do not get ruler markings tattooed on it

Not had enough vino yet .....  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3672 on: August 11, 2013, 05:37:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3673 on: August 11, 2013, 06:10:54 AM »
Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72

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A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.



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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That has made my day that has! happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3674 on: August 11, 2013, 06:49:36 AM »
Fantastic  :thumbsup:

I'm amazed that the way these things go these days that they didn't charge the old fella too  noooo:
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