Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html

 

Holy fuck! 

What was he thinking???? 

 

I suspect his thoughts changed somewhat after he realised he was in agony and it wasn't going to come out.

But yes agreed

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2398130/Ttongsul-bizarre-traditional-Korean-rice-wine-uses-human-POO-heal.html

 

 

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the whole 'this medicine tastes like shite' complaint. 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2398130/Ttongsul-bizarre-traditional-Korean-rice-wine-uses-human-POO-heal.html

 

 

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the whole 'this medicine tastes like shite' complaint. 

Washed down with a cup of cat shit coffee! 

[Grumpmeister]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste or smell of shite, just damn good regular caffieny goodness.   

[Barman]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste or smell of shite, just damn good regular caffieny goodness.   

 

[Steve]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

[Baldy]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I hope he uses Colgate on a regular basis. 

[Grumpmeister]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee. 

[Darwins Selection]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee. 

You don't have breakfast here do you?

[Barman]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee. 

You don't have breakfast here do you?

 

[apc2010]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398690/Mini-enthusiast-rigged-secret-cameras-spy-friends-having-sex-motoring-away-days.html

BM.........

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398690/Mini-enthusiast-rigged-secret-cameras-spy-friends-having-sex-motoring-away-days.html

BM.........

No, I wouldn't fuck up a Mini like that.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee. 

You don't have breakfast here do you?

I do but I usually make the coffee myself to be on the safe side. 

[Darwins Selection]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee. 

You don't have breakfast here do you?

I do but I usually make the coffee myself to be on the safe side. 

Very wise

[boogs]

Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .

And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee. 

You don't have breakfast here do you?

I do but I usually make the coffee myself to be on the safe side. 

Very wise

Oi    I made the breakfast this morning nothing wrong with my coffee (unless you don't like it strong  ) or tea everyone likes my drinks (with the exception of BM ).....