Fantastic Headlines

[boogs]

BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.... 

 

Seconded BM 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html

Good to see the Daily Fail maintaining standards:

'But it won't stop him judging dog shoes as he's a real animal lover and accepts that it was just a one-off.'

 

Remind me, what sort of "shoes" do dogs normally wear?

[Darwins Selection]

BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html

 

Now you know why they are called sausage dogs.

[Grumpmeister]

I did consider starting an all new Headlines comp and kicking it off with Lembit Noprick 

[Darwins Selection]

I did consider starting an all new Headlines comp and kicking it off with Lembit Noprick 

I think that Taff weather girl kept his kiwi fruit.

[apc2010]

Nick to take over the world........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html

[Darwins Selection]

Nick to take over the world........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html

No ginger genes in the Mountbatten-Windsor line, so Harry must have picked up the recessive throwback from Diana. 

[Nick]

Or his dad 

[boogs]

Nick to take over the world........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html

No ginger genes in the Mountbatten-Windsor line, so Harry must have picked up the recessive throwback from Diana. 

Or his dad 

   

[apc2010]

Nick to take over the world........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html

No ginger genes in the Mountbatten-Windsor line, so Harry must have picked up the recessive throwback from Diana. 

If she thew it back..........

[Grumpmeister]

Hmmm I wonder if Sunny D still has the unhealthy amount of sugar and e numbers in it, hyperactive and pissed could be an interesting combination. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html

http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit

[Steve]

Hmmm I wonder if Sunny D still has the unhealthy amount of sugar and e numbers in it, hyperactive and pissed could be an interesting combination. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html

http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit

Would make BM's home brew drinkable you say

[Barman]

Hmmm I wonder if Sunny D still has the unhealthy amount of sugar and e numbers in it, hyperactive and pissed could be an interesting combination. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html

http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit

Google Super Yeast.... 

[Steve]

"Will we ever want to have sex with robots?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225

   too many jokes

[Grumpmeister]

There is a small part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at this but after watching her reaction I'm guessing the answers no then. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402511/Marriage-proposal-ends-disaster-mans-bride-clumps-round-head-buskers-ukulele.html