Fantastic Headlines

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

 

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......

One castrated Essex man should reduce the population growth by 10 or so.

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

 

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......

[Baldy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

 

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......

One castrated Essex man should reduce the population growth by 10 or so.

 

[Grumpmeister]

To be honest when I first saw the headline my reaction was Jesus Christ, that must have been one hell of a stag do. 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

 

Frome the article:

'When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.'

Which begs the question: "How the feck big was the bollock in question if he mistook it for part of an arm?"

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

 

Frome the article:

'When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.'

Which begs the question: "How the feck big was the bollock in question if he mistook it for part of an arm?"

 

[Darwins Selection]

Frome the article:

Which begs the question: "How the feck big was the bollock in question if he mistook it for part of an arm?"

Big lads those Somerset boys. 

[Nick]

As Miss D will confirm 

[Darwins Selection]

As Miss D will confirm 

Allegedly.



 

[Nick]

We await her testimony*





























* did you see what I did there? 

[Darwins Selection]

We await her testimony*



* did you see what I did there? 

Sadly, I did.

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I think that is bordering on "Doth protest too much" 

[Nick]

She never did that in her teen years 

[Miss Demeanour]

I think that is bordering on "Doth protest too much" 

Is that South or East of Bickering ?