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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #390 on: May 20, 2010, 08:22:41 PM »
Does this look big in my bum?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #391 on: May 20, 2010, 08:25:22 PM »
Who needs police when you have ninjas.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm

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« Reply #392 on: May 24, 2010, 09:46:10 PM »
Not actually a headline but anyone else see the irony in the trouble in Jamaica caused by the drug baron  Christopher Coke......
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #393 on: May 26, 2010, 09:05:21 AM »
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Not actually a headline but anyone else see the irony in the trouble in Jamaica caused by the drug baron  Christopher Coke......
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #394 on: May 26, 2010, 09:31:56 AM »
Only in that he has caused no trouble ~ the problems seems to be that the bloody Yanks want his head on a plate in return for supplying yet more weapons etc to the government.
Nobody out there was worried about him before.

Personally I am getting more than a little pissed off with the fvcking yanks thinking they can rule the world. Time someone took them down a peg or two.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #395 on: May 26, 2010, 03:35:32 PM »
You ver only supposed to blow ze bloody doors off.  lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10161486.stm
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #396 on: May 27, 2010, 05:58:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #397 on: May 30, 2010, 09:01:30 AM »
Lou Reed and wife stage 'high-frequency' dog concert




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #398 on: May 30, 2010, 09:19:12 AM »
Thanks for the warning!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #399 on: May 30, 2010, 09:33:00 AM »
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The show, created by Ms Anderson, will last for 20 minutes as she says "dogs don't have a giant concentration span".
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #400 on: May 30, 2010, 09:48:07 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #401 on: May 30, 2010, 10:02:14 AM »
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Surgeons in Santiago, Dominican Republic, said the swelling had been caused by Luis Rodriguez's massive cocaine binges and said any future abuse would cause his penis to die and rot.
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Good job he's abroad or Miss D would be after his address  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #402 on: May 30, 2010, 10:55:00 AM »
27 days ....it's good to know what the bar should be  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #403 on: May 30, 2010, 11:15:37 AM »
I feel a pole coming on  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #404 on: May 30, 2010, 01:30:30 PM »
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