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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3946 on: September 27, 2013, 08:04:42 PM »
That almost outnicks Nick   noooo:

Unless he has some cataclymsic tale involving tools....  Popcorn:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3949 on: September 28, 2013, 07:03:34 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3950 on: September 28, 2013, 08:04:40 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3951 on: September 28, 2013, 10:53:06 AM »
City In Utah Makes Porn Illegal – 30 Days In Jail For First Offense

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Mayor Arthur McDaniel told CNN he is excited about the new law. “It’s time a city steps up and sets a precedent that this disgusting filth that has plagued this great country of ours for generations will no longer be tolerated,” McDaniel said. “Pornography is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this smut and corruption to our children, but not the great city of St. George. I can only hope and pray other cities and states follow suit.”

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“Our police force will be targeting anyone selling, distributing or using pornographic material including but not limited to magazines, toys, movies and of course the internet; basically anything that is porn related.

“We will also be removing certain produce from our grocery stores; we know all the tricks of a sexual deviant.”

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3952 on: September 28, 2013, 11:27:02 AM »
City In Utah Makes Porn Illegal – 30 Days In Jail For First Offense

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Mayor Arthur McDaniel told CNN he is excited about the new law. “It’s time a city steps up and sets a precedent that this disgusting filth that has plagued this great country of ours for generations will no longer be tolerated,” McDaniel said. “Pornography is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this smut and corruption to our children, but not the great city of St. George. I can only hope and pray other cities and states follow suit.”

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“Our police force will be targeting anyone selling, distributing or using pornographic material including but not limited to magazines, toys, movies and of course the internet; basically anything that is porn related.

“We will also be removing certain produce from our grocery stores; we know all the tricks of a sexual deviant.”

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Seems the mayor "served as a Scout master and Explorer leader for many years. "     Annoyed he can't legally get his sort of material perchance?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3953 on: September 29, 2013, 05:46:56 AM »
This could have been the new Darwinmobile.  rubschin:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/09/rolls-royce-tiger-car/

Classic Rolls Royce with added extras perfect for keeping the oiks of your land.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3954 on: September 29, 2013, 06:27:11 AM »
This could have been the new Darwinmobile.  rubschin:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/09/rolls-royce-tiger-car/

Classic Rolls Royce with added extras perfect for keeping the oiks of your land.  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3955 on: September 30, 2013, 11:26:39 AM »
Did you feel the earth move?     No it was just the oncoming train.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2438491/Woman-killed-man-loses-legs-hit-train-stop-sex-tracks.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3956 on: September 30, 2013, 01:35:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3957 on: September 30, 2013, 02:01:46 PM »
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/341071/Killer-spiders-on-rampage-in-Britain

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The venomous creatures, which arrived from the Canary Islands 140 years ago, used to only appear in warmer parts of the country like Devon, Dorset and Cornwall.

CORNWALL!!  There are spiders every bloody where down here at the moment eeek:


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Sarcasm aside I've been bitten by one of these before, not that much different to a wasp sting. Was worse for the spider than for me as when I flicked the bugger off my arm it ended up in the bonfire.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3958 on: October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM »
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3959 on: October 01, 2013, 05:30:29 PM »
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html

What a sad sod this guy is   noooo: noooo:
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