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Offline Barman

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4080 on: November 12, 2013, 04:24:31 PM »
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What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

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In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt

Hit his thumb like?  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4081 on: November 12, 2013, 06:38:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4082 on: November 12, 2013, 06:40:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4083 on: November 12, 2013, 06:55:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4084 on: November 12, 2013, 07:02:50 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4085 on: November 12, 2013, 07:03:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4086 on: November 12, 2013, 10:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2013, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

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In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt

Hit his thumb like?  eeek:

I think that this guy is less of a performance artist and more a screaming nut job, his previous 'performances' have incliuded sewing his mouth closed, and stripping naked and wrapping himself in barbed wire.  eeek:

All of a sudden Nick and BM seem like bastions of normality.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4087 on: November 12, 2013, 11:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 10:47:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2013, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

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In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt

Hit his thumb like?  eeek:

I think that this guy is less of a performance artist and more a screaming nut job, his previous 'performances' have incliuded sewing his mouth closed, and stripping naked and wrapping himself in barbed wire.  eeek:

All of a sudden Nick and BM seem like bastions of normality.  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4088 on: November 12, 2013, 11:28:14 PM »
Found out why it was an hour before he was arrestred, the police were otherwise occupioed

Russian police — Get lucky

On balance nailing your bollocks to the pavement may have been less painful than listening to that judging from the expressions of some of the audience  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4089 on: November 12, 2013, 11:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 11:28:14 PM
Found out why it was an hour before he was arrestred, the police were otherwise occupioed

Russian police — Get lucky

On balance nailing your bollocks to the pavement may have been less painful than listening to that judging from the expressions of some of the audience  lol:

 lol: lol: Hope they are better at the day job... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4090 on: November 14, 2013, 11:53:53 AM »
Relative of yours Nick?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506549/Uh-oh-Radioactive-Boy-Scout-built-nuclear-reactor-Detroit-shed-sparking-evacuation-40-000-wants-invent-lightbulb-lasts-100-years.html

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David used to do his experiments in his bedroom until he blew himself up and was sent to the shed

David was 'playing' with phosphorus and unwittingly created nitroglycerine which exploded when he hit it with a screwdriver
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4091 on: November 14, 2013, 01:01:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2013, 11:53:53 AM
Relative of yours Nick?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506549/Uh-oh-Radioactive-Boy-Scout-built-nuclear-reactor-Detroit-shed-sparking-evacuation-40-000-wants-invent-lightbulb-lasts-100-years.html

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David used to do his experiments in his bedroom until he blew himself up and was sent to the shed

David was 'playing' with phosphorus and unwittingly created nitroglycerine which exploded when he hit it with a screwdriver

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4092 on: November 14, 2013, 01:59:52 PM »
Ladies and Gentlemen (and Nick), I give you . . .

This little gem!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4093 on: November 14, 2013, 04:39:22 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24940663

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4094 on: November 14, 2013, 04:59:45 PM »
Not on my card  cussing:
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