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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4096 on: November 14, 2013, 11:53:17 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4097 on: November 15, 2013, 06:28:57 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4098 on: November 15, 2013, 11:29:33 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:

Probably Nick translated the ambulance training manual into Arabic.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4099 on: November 15, 2013, 04:41:27 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:

Probably Nick translated the ambulance training manual into Arabic.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4100 on: November 15, 2013, 04:54:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4101 on: November 16, 2013, 04:48:59 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Yes, but they go on to say that the Quorn says that if you kill a 'believer' by mistake then it's OK . .

Yet another flavour of dip-shit sky fairyism . . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4102 on: November 17, 2013, 09:07:22 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Yes, but they go on to say that the Quorn says that if you kill a 'believer' by mistake then it's OK . .

Yet another flavour of dip-shit sky fairyism . . . .
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They seem to have covered 'Blue on Blue' rules better than the Yanks.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4103 on: November 17, 2013, 10:57:58 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html

OOPS........... ;D

Yes, but they go on to say that the Quorn says that if you kill a 'believer' by mistake then it's OK . .

Yet another flavour of dip-shit sky fairyism . . . .
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They seem to have covered 'Blue on Blue' rules better than the Yanks.

Well, I suppose they have to - once wrapped in bedsheets with a towel covering most of their heads, it's easy to not recognise them as friend or foe!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4104 on: November 18, 2013, 05:19:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4106 on: November 21, 2013, 03:16:38 PM »
Maybe its the Harman effect  lol:

http://order-order.com/2013/11/21/dromeys-paris-has-an-eye-full-tower/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4107 on: November 21, 2013, 03:20:53 PM »
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4108 on: November 21, 2013, 04:24:41 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4109 on: November 21, 2013, 04:25:26 PM »
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.

But you know you always get a cock up from planners . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!