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Offline boogs

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4110 on: November 21, 2013, 04:26:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4111 on: November 21, 2013, 04:31:06 PM »
Be fair Boogsy, the poor bugger has to wake up to that demented gurning harpy each morning.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4112 on: November 21, 2013, 04:36:45 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4113 on: November 21, 2013, 05:22:58 PM »
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.

 ::) lol: lol:

Perhaps that's what Dromedary was searching for and got a bit confuslicatered . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4114 on: November 23, 2013, 02:27:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4115 on: November 23, 2013, 02:32:39 AM »
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140

Been out with a few girls who move less............ redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4116 on: November 23, 2013, 05:39:33 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4118 on: November 23, 2013, 08:19:48 AM »
Only cos they were tied up  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4119 on: November 24, 2013, 01:41:22 PM »
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140

Been out with a few girls who move less............ redface:

Not all fun, that Rohypnol eh?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4121 on: November 27, 2013, 01:48:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4122 on: November 27, 2013, 01:54:21 PM »
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4123 on: November 27, 2013, 03:42:10 PM »
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:
George McFormby?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4124 on: November 27, 2013, 03:48:23 PM »
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:

 evil:

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