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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4187 on: December 11, 2013, 05:04:36 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4189 on: December 11, 2013, 05:24:41 PM »
Pasty!  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4190 on: December 11, 2013, 05:25:51 PM »
I thought it was gammon  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4192 on: December 11, 2013, 05:57:22 PM »
Why do you have a red elephant on your bucket?

Why do you have a corpse in your chair...?

You two are composing a Burt Bacharach look alike song and I claim my £5.00.

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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4197 on: December 12, 2013, 04:48:50 PM »
Sausage
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4198 on: December 12, 2013, 04:59:49 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4199 on: December 12, 2013, 05:04:58 PM »
Sausage

In cider?

The chicken was choked, as it were. noooo:
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