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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4200 on: December 12, 2013, 05:09:38 PM »
I have a good sausage in cider recipe. Will give it to BM as part of his course, like
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4201 on: December 14, 2013, 05:55:25 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2523479/The-newest-stars-TLCs-My-Strange-Addiction.html

Well I suppose you could argue that she has a face like a horses arse  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4205 on: December 16, 2013, 03:39:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4208 on: December 16, 2013, 04:40:19 PM »
Climate change expert's fraud was 'crime of massive proportion,' say feds

Quite remarkable....  noooo:

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« Reply #4210 on: December 16, 2013, 07:16:52 PM »
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« Reply #4211 on: December 16, 2013, 07:31:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4213 on: December 16, 2013, 08:14:50 PM »
How can that not hurt, its feckin hot oil for crying out loud  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524527/Did-order-deep-fried-fish-fingers-Chef-draws-crowds-street-restaurant-ability-plunge-hand-vat-200C-boiling-oil.html

I saw that . rubschin:.but my hands can withstand hot ...Miss T calls me asbestos hands .......but not like that ....... eeek:

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