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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4216 on: December 17, 2013, 04:48:19 PM »
'Kinell!




I drives a van p/t and I'm always on the lookout for warnings . . .

What do you expect from 'white van man'  Wankah:

All those poor sods in the cars stuck behind the numpty did not get to work on time, used fuel sitting in the traffic jam waiting for the wankstain and generally lost money because of that fuckwit!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4217 on: December 17, 2013, 05:05:07 PM »
Don't sit on the fence Baldy
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4218 on: December 17, 2013, 05:49:31 PM »
Don't sit on the fence Baldy

You could trade in the owld Sierra for a white van.  Thumbs:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4219 on: December 17, 2013, 06:55:03 PM »
 eeek:

We literally are surrounded by idiots  noooo: (Including firemen that walk between the rocking van and the traffic management wagon instead of around the outside of the T/M wagon)
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« Reply #4220 on: December 17, 2013, 09:01:00 PM »
eeek:

We literally are surrounded by idiots  noooo: (Including firemen that walk between the rocking van and the traffic management wagon instead of around the outside of the T/M wagon)

That was Ginge trying to get on camera.  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4221 on: December 18, 2013, 10:17:42 AM »
Tourist walks off Australia pier while checking Facebook

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25426263

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« Reply #4222 on: December 18, 2013, 10:18:20 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4223 on: December 18, 2013, 12:05:54 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #4227 on: December 20, 2013, 08:15:49 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4228 on: December 20, 2013, 01:49:28 PM »
Its not a new concept BM, dialler companies have been playing around with this for a few years now because of tightening regulation about agent scripting, especially within the financial sector. At a guess I'd say we have 2-3 years before we see it in widespread use.

When it does roll out though its a safe bet that companies with large call centres 150-1500 people will snap it up, as even if you only have 100 agents being paid say £11 per year not including commission you would pay off the cost of the dialler and chatbots in 6-8 months with the salary savings alone, plus the savings that would be made on floorspace as depending on the hardware you could potentially run what would have been a traditional 100 seat call centre from a room the size of the minema as long as they don't have any sort of 'idiot customer' provision where you can trick the system into putting you through to a human the way you can with IVR's.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4229 on: December 22, 2013, 11:26:57 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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