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Offline Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #435 on: July 06, 2010, 04:02:43 PM »
Darwin!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #436 on: July 06, 2010, 04:56:46 PM »
WOT HE SAID^^^^^^
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #437 on: July 06, 2010, 06:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
I wonder if my Irish Catholic MiL would like this  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #438 on: July 07, 2010, 12:06:32 PM »
"Prince: the internet's completely over"

I thought this was going to be one of Prinny's pronouncements until I read it  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #439 on: July 07, 2010, 02:45:14 PM »
Err Mr P, would you be so kind as to point us in the direction of this headline...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #440 on: July 07, 2010, 02:48:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 07, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Err Mr P, would you be so kind as to point us in the direction of this headline...

How very remiss of me, MissC  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7874307/Prince-the-internets-completely-over.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #441 on: July 07, 2010, 02:49:14 PM »
Prince = Attention Seeker
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #442 on: July 07, 2010, 03:14:42 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 07, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 07, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Err Mr P, would you be so kind as to point us in the direction of this headline...

How very remiss of me, MissC  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7874307/Prince-the-internets-completely-over.html

Having just read it I think you were quite right not to put the link in your first post.

Further to Snoopy's comment...

Prince = Tosser
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #443 on: July 08, 2010, 08:48:42 AM »
"Monkeys use trees to catapault themselves out of Japanese laboratory"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/7876267/Monkeys-use-trees-to-catapault-themselves-out-of-Japanese-laboratory.html

Conjures up quite a picture  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #444 on: July 09, 2010, 09:00:07 AM »
George Galloway to make Dusty Springfield musical
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #445 on: July 09, 2010, 10:59:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2010, 09:00:07 AM
George Galloway to make Dusty Springfield musical
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Love the follow up line in the Guardian

"Perhaps he just doesn't know what to do with himself."

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #446 on: July 10, 2010, 11:03:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #447 on: July 10, 2010, 11:09:08 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #448 on: July 13, 2010, 07:53:41 AM »
Victim of alligator attack could get hand sewn back on after police retrieve it from beast's stomach

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #449 on: July 13, 2010, 07:59:00 AM »
And a nice handbag by way of compensation...?  rubschin:
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