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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4350 on: January 09, 2014, 11:01:15 AM »
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Ex-wife of The Road writer Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens
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Silly woman, you're supposed to keep a gun in a secure box
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4351 on: January 09, 2014, 01:00:35 PM »
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Ex-wife of The Road writer Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4352 on: January 09, 2014, 02:04:15 PM »
Somehow I don't think thats what the doc had in mind when he suggested iron supplements love  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html
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« Reply #4353 on: January 09, 2014, 02:17:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4354 on: January 09, 2014, 06:22:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4355 on: January 09, 2014, 11:09:12 PM »
Only Boris could come up with this description of Clegg - "David Cameron's lapdog-cum-prophylactic protection device". And the best part is that he made the comment...




.....on Clegg's birthday.  worthy:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4356 on: January 09, 2014, 11:39:02 PM »
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« Reply #4357 on: January 09, 2014, 11:48:25 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4358 on: January 10, 2014, 12:03:21 AM »
Curiosity got the better of me and I had a look at the event website  eeek:

http://www.airsexworld.com

I should have known Baldy would be a contestant  eeek:



Their season 5 winner's name seems a good description of our government as well  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4359 on: January 10, 2014, 12:36:39 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4360 on: January 10, 2014, 01:03:47 AM »
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« Reply #4361 on: January 10, 2014, 08:45:15 AM »
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« Reply #4362 on: January 10, 2014, 09:34:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4363 on: January 10, 2014, 06:02:34 PM »
French President shags mistress shock  ::)

Those Frogs just can't help themselves, can they?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4364 on: January 10, 2014, 08:59:44 PM »
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