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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4380 on: January 12, 2014, 08:50:15 PM »
This gives me a cunning plan... How about Clegg and Balls beating the shite out of each other in a cage match?  Given how many people would love to see them beaten senseless if you make it a pay per view you could take off a healthy chunk of the deficit... rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/10566629/Nick-Clegg-I-could-beat-Ed-Balls-in-a-fight-because-I-kickbox.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4381 on: January 13, 2014, 09:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 08:50:15 PM
This gives me a cunning plan... How about Clegg and Balls beating the shite out of each other in a cage match?  Given how many people would love to see them beaten senseless if you make it a pay per view you could take off a healthy chunk of the deficit... rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/10566629/Nick-Clegg-I-could-beat-Ed-Balls-in-a-fight-because-I-kickbox.html

What is there not to like?  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4382 on: January 13, 2014, 11:02:40 AM »
It could start a trend, make it an addition to the end of PMQ's. Camermong vs Millibland, Dianne Abbot vs whoever she has managed to piss off that week, the possiblities are endless.  We could even market it as Nonentity Deathmatch eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4383 on: January 13, 2014, 11:06:00 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:02:40 AM
It could start a trend, make it an addition to the end of PMQ's. Camermong vs Millibland, Dianne Abbot vs whoever she has managed to piss off that week, the possibilities are endless.  We could even market it as Nonentity Deathmatch eveilgrin:

Quite amusing possibility.  Thumbs:

Give them AK47s you say?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4384 on: January 13, 2014, 11:10:22 AM »
That would be too quick baldy, plus they would most likely miss their target and hit the audience instead.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4385 on: January 13, 2014, 11:25:19 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:10:22 AM
That would be too quick baldy, plus they would most likely miss their target and hit the audience instead.  noooo:

You mean the other 600+ troughers?  rubschin:

Might not be a bad thing.  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4387 on: January 13, 2014, 11:32:46 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4389 on: January 13, 2014, 01:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 13, 2014, 11:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:10:22 AM
That would be too quick baldy, plus they would most likely miss their target and hit the audience instead.  noooo:

You mean the other 600+ troughers?  rubschin:

Might not be a bad thing.  Thumbs:

Maybe, but you could make more money by spreading it out over the long term rather than have one almighty bloodbath.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4391 on: January 13, 2014, 05:50:54 PM »
We have entered a different world  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4392 on: January 13, 2014, 05:53:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4393 on: January 13, 2014, 06:05:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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