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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4425 on: January 18, 2014, 08:42:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 18, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
What twats. I hear they are laying on counsellors for locals. GROW UP AND DEAL WITH IT

Thank you Nick. I wholeheartedly agree.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4426 on: January 18, 2014, 09:01:00 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 18, 2014, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 18, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
What twats. I hear they are laying on counsellors for locals. GROW UP AND DEAL WITH IT

Thank you Nick. I wholeheartedly agree.

Wot he said..^^^^^
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4427 on: January 18, 2014, 10:18:41 PM »
In a proper world, where proper people live, unencumbered by layer upon layer of a nanny state "who know best", you would simply find the miscreant(s) responsible and gently shoot him/her/them all in the back of the head.

There will always be wrong 'uns in this world. There is no point in trying to rehabilitate them. Take them out of this world and out of the tax payers pockets.

Simple.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4428 on: January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM »
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4429 on: January 19, 2014, 02:51:47 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4430 on: January 19, 2014, 03:40:15 PM »
Who comes up with these bloody stupid ideas, "I know, why don't you hold my hand and dangle me off the side of a bridge support. It will be great fun".  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541988/One-slip-death-Terrifying-craze-sees-free-climber-dangle-380ft-bridge-holding-hands-VERY-good-friend.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4431 on: January 19, 2014, 03:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2014, 03:40:15 PM
Who comes up with these bloody stupid ideas, "I know, why don't you hold my hand and dangle me off the side of a bridge support. It will be great fun".  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541988/One-slip-death-Terrifying-craze-sees-free-climber-dangle-380ft-bridge-holding-hands-VERY-good-friend.html

Darwin......... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4432 on: January 19, 2014, 04:04:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4433 on: January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4434 on: January 19, 2014, 08:15:08 PM »
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Fellow nuns at the convent said they were "surprised" by the news.

No shit!!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4435 on: January 19, 2014, 08:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 19, 2014, 08:15:08 PM
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Fellow nuns at the convent said they were "surprised" by the news.

No shit!!

Wrong hole.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4436 on: January 19, 2014, 08:21:01 PM »
It is probably a miracle  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4437 on: January 19, 2014, 08:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 19, 2014, 08:21:01 PM
It is probably a miracle  angel1

Jeezus...that is amazing.  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4438 on: January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4439 on: January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"
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