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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4440 on: January 19, 2014, 08:31:35 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
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Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4441 on: January 19, 2014, 08:32:08 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"
happy001   :thumbsup:

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Offline boogs

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4442 on: January 19, 2014, 11:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy'

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4443 on: January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM »
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4444 on: January 21, 2014, 06:45:03 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4445 on: January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4446 on: January 21, 2014, 07:22:16 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:

It would have been great to have had an 'accidental' petrol spill - I bet they would have unlocked themselves PDQ....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4447 on: January 21, 2014, 07:23:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 07:22:16 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:

It would have been great to have had an 'accidental' petrol spill - I bet they would have unlocked themselves PDQ....  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4448 on: January 21, 2014, 09:03:52 AM »
That reminds of that incident with the polar bears  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4449 on: January 21, 2014, 12:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001

So why did they close the petrol station?  If they got brushed by the occasional vehicle and received volley after volley of verbal abuse so what?

I hope they get sued for the full loss.  Where there's a lame brain there's a claim
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4450 on: January 21, 2014, 05:49:22 PM »
Wrexham store's cut price chaos

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THERE was pandemonium at a discount shop when tempers flared over a half price sale.

Police were called to the 99p Store on Regent Street, Wrexham, when crowds of furious shoppers refused to leave after prices on sale items were put back up to 99p.

Yesterday morning the store had posters in the window saying prices on all items had been slashed to 50p until January 28, when the store was due to shut down because the lease on the building was up.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4451 on: January 21, 2014, 05:53:24 PM »
I have been to Wrexham  noooo:  Never again  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4452 on: January 21, 2014, 05:54:17 PM »
Just how many cities are you banned from now Nick?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4453 on: January 21, 2014, 11:10:56 PM »
Scratch and sniff jeans? I have to ask, just what the hell were you smoking when you decided this would be a great idea for a product and where can I get some.  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25776311
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4454 on: January 22, 2014, 08:57:49 AM »
One of our local characters has a pair of Lurchers called Scratch and Sniff.
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