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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4545 on: January 30, 2014, 07:53:55 PM »
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4546 on: January 30, 2014, 07:59:50 PM »
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4547 on: January 30, 2014, 08:42:22 PM »
So you've divorced your wife but want her to stay on as a housekeeper while you bring in her replacement. I can see this going down well.   noooo:

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The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4548 on: January 30, 2014, 08:44:49 PM »
So you've divorced your wife but want her to stay on as a housekeeper while you bring in her replacement. I can see this going down well.   noooo:

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The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4549 on: January 31, 2014, 11:23:23 AM »
So you've divorced your wife but want her to stay on as a housekeeper while you bring in her replacement. I can see this going down well.   noooo:

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The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html

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 noooo: I just can't see you as a housekeeper
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4552 on: January 31, 2014, 07:43:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4554 on: January 31, 2014, 07:53:57 PM »
Maybe he just needs a holiday to recharge his batteries...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4555 on: February 01, 2014, 05:08:37 AM »
Maybe he just needs a holiday to recharge his batteries...  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4556 on: February 01, 2014, 06:20:14 AM »
I've just been watching them discuss this story on Sky  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4557 on: February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM »
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« Reply #4558 on: February 01, 2014, 12:00:52 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4559 on: February 01, 2014, 12:13:37 PM »
I've just been watching them discuss this story on Sky  :thumbsup:
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Amazing
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