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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4758 on: March 01, 2014, 01:43:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4760 on: March 05, 2014, 10:12:50 AM »
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card

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Despite missing out, William still dreams of being a recycling plant manager when he grows up.

Does he bollox???? happy001

He wants to drive the dust truck but his mum was too ashamed to admit it!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4761 on: March 05, 2014, 12:18:09 PM »
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card

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Despite missing out, William still dreams of being a recycling plant manager when he grows up.

Does he bollox???? happy001

He wants to drive the dust truck but his mum was too ashamed to admit it!  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4766 on: March 06, 2014, 10:08:14 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4767 on: March 06, 2014, 10:49:07 AM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4768 on: March 07, 2014, 10:33:11 AM »
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4769 on: March 07, 2014, 10:58:26 AM »