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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4770 on: March 07, 2014, 11:14:21 AM »
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:




Cow prolly said she wasn't in the Moo . d

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4771 on: March 07, 2014, 12:17:31 PM »
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:




Cow prolly said she wasn't in the Moo . d

More likely had a herdache.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4772 on: March 07, 2014, 12:20:24 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4773 on: March 07, 2014, 02:39:23 PM »
Internet argument resolved

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AN ARGUMENT on the internet has been resolved to the satisfaction of both parties.

The conclusion of the dispute, which began in October 1998 on a message board abandoned by everyone else in 2002, has given hope to the rest of the internet.

Bill McKay said: “We’re pretty sure the argument began over The X-Files, though we actually disagreed even on that for most of 2009.

“Since then it’s ranged across Richard Dawkins, Keynesian economics, dream Justice League line-ups, the standardisation of European shoe sizes and smartphone operating systems, Godwinising a record 43,378 times.

“It’s been a full-time job, so I’m lucky that I have the kind of full-time job where they assume if I’m typing I’m working.”

Bill, also known as Flying Boy, and his interlocutor Electr0m0nk have spent 16 years locked in argument, a full year of which was spent shouting “STRAW MAN!” at each other.

The pair, who estimate they cut-and-pasted sections from every page on Wikipedia in attempts to back up their prejudices with evidence, now count themselves friends.

Bill said: “I dunno, after the thousandth time you accuse someone of an ad hominem you get friendly, you know?

“We finally settled our differences, agreed that we’d both learned a lot from each other, closed the message board and moved on.

“I hope it can teach others that arguing on the internet is completely worthwhile, as long as you never give up. Never.”

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4774 on: March 07, 2014, 02:44:55 PM »
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4775 on: March 07, 2014, 02:50:59 PM »
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4776 on: March 07, 2014, 04:42:22 PM »
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:

An even trade then  whistle:


Anyhoo...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2575601/Is-great-white-shark-heading-BRITAIN-Killer-fish-spotted-just-1-000-miles-Cornish-coast-arrive-3-DAYS.html

 eeek: eeek: I was considering going for a swim as it looks like the weather is picking up but bugger that now.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4777 on: March 07, 2014, 04:47:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4778 on: March 07, 2014, 04:52:46 PM »
He does tend to walk into them  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4779 on: March 07, 2014, 04:53:16 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4780 on: March 07, 2014, 08:38:41 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html

That must have been an eye opener, I can't help but wonder his father went ahead with it.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4781 on: March 07, 2014, 08:45:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4782 on: March 07, 2014, 08:47:50 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4784 on: March 07, 2014, 08:49:16 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html

That must have been an eye opener, I can't help but wonder his father went ahead with it.  lol:

 lol: lol:

I did love the line

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It is not known if the marriage went ahead.

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