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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4800 on: March 11, 2014, 11:08:17 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4801 on: March 11, 2014, 11:54:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4802 on: March 11, 2014, 05:41:48 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4803 on: March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM »
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:



Norfolk eh?   ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4804 on: March 13, 2014, 02:49:12 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:



Norfolk eh?   ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4805 on: March 13, 2014, 10:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:



Norfolk eh?   ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4806 on: March 13, 2014, 11:39:13 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:



Norfolk eh?   ::)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4807 on: March 13, 2014, 05:38:34 PM »
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of the man, who was found severely injured at 4.50am this morning.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state with "wounds to his groin area" by the A66. He is being treated in hospital for his injuries.

The A66 Westbound from Greystone Roundabout to Church Lane was shut this morning and officers were seen combing the grass verge next to the road.  eeek: eeek: Shocked:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4808 on: March 13, 2014, 09:48:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2014, 05:38:34 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of the man, who was found severely injured at 4.50am this morning.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state with "wounds to his groin area" by the A66. He is being treated in hospital for his injuries.

The A66 Westbound from Greystone Roundabout to Church Lane was shut this morning and officers were seen combing the grass verge next to the road.  eeek: eeek: Shocked:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4809 on: March 14, 2014, 12:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2014, 05:38:34 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of the man, who was found severely injured at 4.50am this morning.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state with "wounds to his groin area" by the A66. He is being treated in hospital for his injuries.

The A66 Westbound from Greystone Roundabout to Church Lane was shut this morning and officers were seen combing the grass verge next to the road.  eeek: eeek: Shocked:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

There is always some cock holding up the rush-hour...... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4810 on: March 16, 2014, 09:01:08 PM »
There is a small part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at her misfortune but how stupid do you have to be to let someone put a golf tee in between your arse cheeks and then hit a ball off it.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2581951/The-moment-Playboy-model-whacked-butt-golf-club-leading-lawsuit.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4811 on: March 16, 2014, 09:03:54 PM »
Anyone want to hazard a guess on how long it is before the follow on story about someone hacking them to remotely access the cameras.   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2582038/Clothing-stores-wisen-trend-taking-selfies-installing-iPads-changing-rooms.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4812 on: March 17, 2014, 08:23:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4813 on: March 17, 2014, 12:08:16 PM »
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/

The US defence department has said it will put on hold its billion dollar investment in stealth technology, after it turned out planes which switch off their transponder become invisible.

Despite decades of effort, and literally billions of dollars spent making their top-secret bombers invisible to radar, military insiders were disappointed to find out that simply switching off the transponder has much the same effect.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4814 on: March 17, 2014, 12:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/

The US defence department has said it will put on hold its billion dollar investment in stealth technology, after it turned out planes which switch off their transponder become invisible.

Despite decades of effort, and literally billions of dollars spent making their top-secret bombers invisible to radar, military insiders were disappointed to find out that simply switching off the transponder has much the same effect.

Snigger redface: redface:

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