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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4830 on: March 18, 2014, 11:42:03 PM »
Not quite a headline but....(pun intended)

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767

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What did it say before like?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4831 on: March 18, 2014, 11:45:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4832 on: March 18, 2014, 11:48:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4833 on: March 19, 2014, 05:59:26 PM »
Cloak 'anti-social' app helps you avoid your friends

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25554192

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Cloak describes itself as a method to "avoid exes, co-workers, that guy who likes to stop and chat - anyone you'd rather not run into".

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4836 on: March 20, 2014, 12:59:34 AM »
Perhaps its time to start a Criminal Mongstermind thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26655940

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4838 on: March 20, 2014, 07:25:39 AM »
Perhaps its time to start a Criminal Mongstermind thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26655940

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« Reply #4839 on: March 20, 2014, 04:30:43 PM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-26663093

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Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously, possibly covered in soil".

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4841 on: March 26, 2014, 02:27:36 AM »
How the hell do you not notice that you are being charged £450 for a loaf of bread? If you are at a normal checkout then the till operator always reads out the total amount and the self service rigs clearly show the total. If I was the cynical sort (yes I know, that could never happen  whistle: ) I'd wonder if he was trying to pull a fast one on Asda for stopping him from buying the car he's on about.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588875/Dough-Asda-charges-customer-450-one-loaf-Roberts-Bakery-BREAD-cost-just-69p.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4843 on: March 26, 2014, 10:00:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4844 on: March 26, 2014, 11:08:53 AM »
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