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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4860 on: March 28, 2014, 08:16:01 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:
I saw what you did there. ;)
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« Reply #4861 on: March 28, 2014, 12:54:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4862 on: March 28, 2014, 01:00:38 PM »
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« Reply #4863 on: March 28, 2014, 01:13:51 PM »
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« Reply #4864 on: March 28, 2014, 02:45:12 PM »
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« Reply #4865 on: March 28, 2014, 03:09:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4866 on: March 28, 2014, 03:11:13 PM »
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The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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« Reply #4867 on: March 28, 2014, 03:11:56 PM »
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« Reply #4868 on: March 28, 2014, 03:15:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4869 on: March 29, 2014, 01:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2014, 08:16:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:
I saw what you did there. ;)

I do have the occasional spark of inspiration.  lol:

Anyhoo, Miss D will be happy...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10730700/Tears-of-the-clowns-who-are-out-of-a-job.html
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« Reply #4870 on: March 29, 2014, 02:03:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4871 on: March 29, 2014, 02:32:40 PM »
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Mum jailed for drinking beer while breastfeeding

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Ms Conners was fired from her job a week after calling the police on Ms Adams
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4872 on: March 29, 2014, 02:43:08 PM »
Puts a whole new spin on drinking till you are legless  redface:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4873 on: March 29, 2014, 02:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
Puts a whole new spin on drinking till you are legless  redface:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out

I read about this earlier - he took the train company to court but the judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.... happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4874 on: March 29, 2014, 02:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
Puts a whole new spin on drinking till you are legless  redface:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out

I read about this earlier - he took the train company to court but the judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.... happy001

He'll just have to hop on a bus from now on
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