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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4890 on: March 31, 2014, 06:06:05 PM »
LL may want to either hide the power tools or ban BM from the kitchen...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593156/Core-blimey-Watch-no-nonsense-chef-use-POWER-DRILL-peel-dozens-apples-seconds.html

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In this video uploaded to Facebook by Jasper van Ramshorst, he breezes his way through a huge pile of fruit by sticking each apple on a power drill.

The chef, believed to be from the Netherlands, then spins them at super-fast speed while holding it effortlessly against a peeler, skinning each one in just a couple of seconds.


What utter, UTTER shite The Fail is.... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4891 on: March 31, 2014, 06:52:41 PM »
I never said the Fail wasn't shite, I just had a muppetsesque image of you and Nick causing havok in the kitchen after reading the article.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4892 on: March 31, 2014, 06:57:56 PM »
I never said the Fail wasn't shite, I just had a muppetsesque image of you and Nick causing havok in the kitchen after reading the article.  lol:

I know, it just pisses me off that the sheeple actually PAY to read something that time and time and time again fails to get even the basic facts correct...  noooo:

http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2014/03/mail-you-just-excel-at-this.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4893 on: April 01, 2014, 10:55:09 AM »
I see a new game here, how high can the Daily Fail get BM's blood pressure, with new prizes (or at least a free bar when BM has to go and lie down....)  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4894 on: April 01, 2014, 01:58:52 PM »


I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4895 on: April 01, 2014, 04:49:44 PM »
I see a new game here, how high can the Daily Fail get BM's blood pressure, with new prizes (or at least a free bar when BM has to go and lie down....)  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4896 on: April 01, 2014, 04:52:24 PM »
You should be safe BM, I can't see Apey going out of his way to get a free bar....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4897 on: April 01, 2014, 04:56:15 PM »
You should be safe BM, I can't see Apey going out of his way to get a free bar....  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4898 on: April 01, 2014, 04:58:32 PM »
You should be safe BM, I can't see Apey going out of his way to get a free bar....  whistle:

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Do you want to start the new thread or shall I....  whistle:
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