Fantastic Headlines

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Darwin strikes again 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html

Not sure about the Darwin - he was Oirish don't forget . . .

[Steve]

Darwin strikes again 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html

 

"Police are investigating whether the man, who was allegedly seen running from the scene covered in blood, had injured himself in the blast . . ."

Oh we do hope so especially if nastily

[Grumpmeister]

Darwin strikes again 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html

Not sure about the Darwin - he was Oirish don't forget . . .

You may be right but only because it appears he was busy in Thailand at the time.. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595244/Seven-killed-Bangkok-workers-tried-dismantle-Second-World-War-bomb-blowtorch.html

[Grumpmeister]

Another contender for the BM's blood pressure competition...   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595902/Wind-farms-paid-millions-switch-OFF-turbines-generate-electricity.html

[Barman]

Another contender for the BM's blood pressure competition...   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595902/Wind-farms-paid-millions-switch-OFF-turbines-generate-electricity.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

Just a shake of the head? Damn I'm going to have to up my game or Apey is going to win 

Anyhoo, this sounds like an ideal project to sort out turnip rustlers 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595157/Venice-terrorists-arrested-footage-showed-converting-TRACTOR-tank.html

[Barman]

Just a shake of the head? Damn I'm going to have to up my game or Apey is going to win 

Anyhoo, this sounds like an ideal project to sort out turnip rustlers 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595157/Venice-terrorists-arrested-footage-showed-converting-TRACTOR-tank.html

Aren't all the roads rivers there....? 

[Grumpmeister]

Not all and there is this wonderful invention that you may have come across called a bridge.. 

[Barman]

Not all and there is this wonderful invention that you may have come across called a bridge.. 

Well I never.... 

[Grumpmeister]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

[Baldy]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

[Barman]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

*pinches nose* 

[Baldy]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

*pinches nose* 

Wait until he wants to whisper something to you. 

[Barman]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

*pinches nose* 

Wait until he wants to whisper something to you. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once.